Happy Social Media Expert/Guru/Whatever Day
(sung to the tune of “Bad Horse” from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog)
Gu-Ru
Gu-Ru
Gu-Ru
Gu-Ru
He surfs across our web sites
He posts a comment thread
And if you disagree with him
You’ll wind up dead.
He tweets and tweets on Twitter,
He’s on that Facebook too.
No real skills, no real job,
He just sits and retweets Bob.
Gu-Ru
Gu-Ru
Gu-Ru
Gu-Ru
The social media gu-ru
He knows what people say
But ask him for a favor,
and you will be dismayed.
So make the guru gleeful
Or he’ll defriend you too…
So please remember followers,
I am watching you!
It’s “buy my eBook!”
Signed Gu-ru.
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