Overheard At The Faire #1
A few things I overheard / encountered at the first day of the Des Moines Renaissance Faire.
Kid: “Are you going to arrest all the pirates?”‘
Me: It is safe to say naye, for they run very fast you see.
Kid: “Do they run faster than boys?”
Lady to her friend: “Robin Hood wasn’t a Baron, he like an Earl or something, come on we’re leaving.”
Lady turns to leave but friend stays to watch the show.
Loud Dude: “Chainmail can stop arrows - I know, I’m in the SCA!” (all the atord roll their eyes)
Super small kid on verge of tears: “I’m lost… where’s my Daddy?”
Dad end up being within sight at the feasting hall, takes the opportunity to tell his son to pay attention to where he goes.
Sheriff: “Daredart Summers, would you please hold my sword for me?”
After the rain and lightning started.
“There’s still patrons in the feast hall,
Though it’s raining hard.
Patrons in the feast hall,
But no one in the yard.”
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